a man walks into a bar

because hes 21, yea! happy birthday, bobby, OMG i knew yo could do it!

remember when deez nutz was a thing? what about parachute pants? what about nixon? yeah, those were pre-blog, so this will be the last they are mentioned in this blog. from now on, we have a new policy within the polity that is this blog: no pre-blog shit in this blog. we live in a post-blog world where all of us aimless post-humans fret about our post-identities, so lets postblog about it, k? retro-blogging and proto-blogging will be mentioned, but only in the way that budget post-its lose their adherents/ence: tomswfitily. blokes like jokes, but all my dogs LUV blogs.


what did the hindu gangsta say online?

om, g.