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bee well, bumblas.

here is a list of things that happened to me today:
1. woke up in chair. so uncomfortable. peed for fifteen minutes then went to REAL bed in REAL room with NO clothes and went BACK to SLEEP. (awesome)
2. woke up for real. sketchy dreams about maxs bestfriend henry casey. patrick fucked him ruthlessly in my dream and i woke up with the most intense erection. more about the dream: patrick has a shock of red in his pubis region; henry has a tattoo of kevin smith on his right tush cheek. jonah was there too, playing the dietary. i had no idea what he meant by that, but my dad always taught me to let sleeping blogs lay. i had no idea what that meant either, but as jonah always says in my dreams "lost in transliteration." i was unable to pee so i read artforum while teetering drunkenly over the toilet. then i got some water.
3. did some dishes, made some breakfast tostadas, made some coffee.
4. consumption.
5. basically nothing all day. watched roommates play gta into the moon. played handmitten in the rain. started blog.