a man walks into a bar

because hes 21, yea! happy birthday, bobby, OMG i knew yo could do it!

remember when deez nutz was a thing? what about parachute pants? what about nixon? yeah, those were pre-blog, so this will be the last they are mentioned in this blog. from now on, we have a new policy within the polity that is this blog: no pre-blog shit in this blog. we live in a post-blog world where all of us aimless post-humans fret about our post-identities, so lets postblog about it, k? retro-blogging and proto-blogging will be mentioned, but only in the way that budget post-its lose their adherents/ence: tomswfitily. blokes like jokes, but all my dogs LUV blogs.


what did the hindu gangsta say online?

om, g.

running jumping stunning slumping

duders! long time no blog. well, lets talk blogshop. its been a while. i was highbernating: slept like a blog. my blog. since i last updated, blogging has blown up huger than huge, to the point that my good homie/homey tim donovan is vying for the title of "ultimate blogger (2)." altavista that shit, bros, because hes worth it.

heres the big one:

HUGS & DRUGS:
a false binary

another big one:

MY OTHER CAR IS A BLOG
or, rather,
MY OTHER BLOG IS A CAR
or, how about:
MY OTHER FROG IS A BLOG

updates, updates, updates
things are on their way!!!!!